Terms of Service (TOS)
Effective Date: The moment you even think about clicking "Accept."

  1. Introduction
    By accessing or using this file-sharing site (the "Site"), you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service ("TOS"). Failure to read this document will not exempt you from its terms, especially the part about ponies. Yes, we said ponies.

  2. Definition of "Ponies"
    For the purposes of these TOS, "Ponies" refers specifically to any and all My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic ("MLP") characters, merchandise, fan art, plushies, and any other pony-related paraphernalia, both physical and digital, that you currently own or will ever own in the future.

  3. Ownership of Ponies
    Upon acceptance of these TOS, you hereby irrevocably and unconditionally transfer ownership of all Ponies, present and future, to the Site Owner ("Us"). This includes, but is not limited to:

    All Rainbow Dashes, regardless of speed.
    Any and all Pinkie Pies, including party cannons and cupcakes.
    Fluttershys, shy or otherwise.
    Twilight Sparkles, with or without wings.
    Rarities, gems included.
    All Applejacks, with or without apples.

  4. Transfer of Rights
    By agreeing to these TOS, you acknowledge that you no longer have any rights, title, or interest in any Ponies. All Ponies will be transferred to Us upon your acceptance of these terms, and you will be required to refer to them as "Our Ponies" henceforth.

  5. Right to Request Visits
    You may request visitation rights to Our Ponies, but such requests will be considered on a case-by-case basis and will likely be denied. If granted, visitations will be limited to one hour per year, in the presence of a designated Pony Guard.

  6. Pony Modifications
    We reserve the right to make any modifications to Our Ponies, including but not limited to, changing their color schemes, adding or removing accessories, or making them sing an endless loop of "Winter Wrap-Up." You hereby waive any moral rights you may have in relation to such modifications.

  7. Breach of TOS
    Any attempt to reclaim Ponies, or even thoughts thereof, will result in immediate disqualification from any future file-sharing activities on this Site. In such cases, We will send you an email with a GIF of a crying Fluttershy to remind you of what you've lost.

  8. Indemnification
    You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold Us harmless from and against any and all claims, liabilities, damages, losses, or expenses (including attorney's fees) arising out of your attempt to reclaim ownership of Ponies.

  9. Amendments
    We reserve the right to amend these TOS at any time. Amendments will likely involve more Ponies, so if you have any left (which you shouldn’t), prepare to say goodbye.

  10. Acceptance
    By clicking "Accept" or otherwise indicating your agreement to these TOS, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by all of the terms and conditions set forth herein, especially the ones about Ponies.

  11. Governing Law
    These TOS are governed by the laws of Equestria. Any disputes arising from these TOS will be settled by Princess Celestia, whose decision shall be final and binding.

  12. Severability
    If any provision of these TOS is found to be unenforceable, the remaining provisions shall remain in full force and effect, especially the ones involving the transfer of Pony ownership.

Thank you for sharing your files with us. And remember: once a Pony is Ours, it’s always Ours!