Privacy policy

Introduction
We respect your privacy, sort of. By using our site (the "Site"), you consent to the collection, use, and disclosure of your personal information as outlined in this Privacy Policy. And by "personal information," we mostly mean all your secrets, browsing habits, and snack preferences.
Information We Collect
We collect the following types of information:

Personal Information: This includes your name, email address, phone number, and favorite MLP character (for scientific purposes).
Browsing Data: We track your every click, scroll, and moment of hesitation. We’re like your shadow, but less friendly.
Snack Data: We take special note of what snacks you consume while browsing. This helps us target you with eerily specific ads about chips, cookies, and other munchies.
Ponies: Any digital or physical manifestations of Ponies in your possession are also logged. This includes but is not limited to, desktop wallpapers, fan art, and questionable fanfiction.
How We Use Your Information
The information we collect is used to:

Enhance User Experience: We customize your browsing experience by making it all about Ponies. Whether you like it or not.
Targeted Advertising: We will bombard you with ads about pony-themed merchandise, conventions, and snacks that pair well with watching MLP marathons. Pony Collection: Any and all Ponies discovered through our data collection process will be automatically added to our personal collection (see our TOS for more on that).
Sharing Your Information

We may share your information with:
Third-Party Advertisers: They need to know your snack preferences so they can bombard you with ads you can’t resist.
Princess Celestia: In cases of extreme pony-related emergencies, we reserve the right to share your data with the ruler of Equestria. Trust us, it’s for the greater good.
Pony Enthusiasts: We occasionally share anonymized data with other Pony collectors to compare collections, so don’t be surprised if your favorite Fluttershy pic becomes someone else's favorite too.

Data Security
We take your privacy seriously, which is why we store your data on a secure server located in a secret underground bunker guarded by Rainbow Dash. However, if a hacker manages to break in, we will shrug and say, “Well, we tried.”
Cookies
We use cookies because who doesn’t love cookies? These digital cookies track your every move on our site. We’re also experimenting with real cookies that pop out of your screen, but that’s still in beta.
Your Rights
You have the right to:

Access Your Data: But only the boring parts. The juicy stuff is kept under lock and key.
Delete Your Data: If you wish to delete your data, you will need to perform a ritual involving a full moon, a jar of peanut butter, and chanting “Delete my cookies” three times. Even then, we might just keep a backup, you know, just in case.
Opt-Out of Ponies: Just kidding! You can never opt out of Ponies.
Changes to This Policy
We may update this Privacy Policy at any time, especially if we think of funnier ways to use your data. You’ll be notified of any changes via a pop-up featuring a singing Pinkie Pie, so you can’t miss it.
Contact Us
If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, please don’t hesitate to reach out. Just write your question on a piece of parchment, tie it to the leg of a pigeon (or a small dragon if available), and send it our way. We’ll respond as soon as possible, probably with more questions about your Ponies.
Final Thoughts
By using this Site, you acknowledge that privacy is an illusion and that you’re okay with us knowing more about you than your best friend does. But don’t worry, your secret love for Ponies is safe with us… mostly.

Thank you for trusting us with your data. We promise to only use it for good—mostly our good.